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collegehumor:

dorkly:

The Sims Career Ladder

That’s how you climb the corporate ladder.

hiddles-girl:

-sunflowerseeds:

Apparently there are these people who eat when they are hungry and stop when they are full. 

so the legends are true

(Source: verityveritas)

overtheunderpass:

“are you on your period”

why yes, i am bleeding today

would you like to join me

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(Source: zenigata)

When I open up a fresh pack of gum and my friends are like…

laugh-addict:

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(Source: djjoeblock)

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

laugh-addict:

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(Source: ifancyou)

The feeling you get when you were actually the first one to yell out the correct answer but a classmate gets the credit for yelling the same answer louder than you did.

laugh-addict:

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DIE BITCH. 

(Source: maaaaandatory)

When I’m out to dinner and can’t finish all of the food on my plate

whatshouldwecallme:

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